Parties Agree

"The hit of the party!"

         –Stormy Daniels

 

"The hit of the party!"

         –Roseanne Barr

 

"The hit of the party!"

         –Nancy Pelosi

 

"The hit of the party!"

         –Anonymous

 

"Knit partii!"

         –Vladimir Putin

 

There was no collusion among the reviewers.

Using the Golden Corkscrew

   Although collectors may want to

     keep in virgin condition,

       WOTUS does work.

       Just raise, insert,

      screw around and pull out.

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